ETA: TRAILER POSTED OMG TRAILER POSTED.

CHEESY and HOT as HELL.

ALSO!

"We do one last job and then we disappear forever."

Because yeah that's worked so well for you before.

I decided to cut for casting spoilers, I guess. I don't know, whatever, you're missing out on some seriously awesome babbling behind the cut.


A bit behind on the December Drabbles because life got really busy suddenly, but I HAD to share this. Because I clicked this link (Fast Five still photos) and was presented with an image of VIN DIESEL, WEARING A WHITE TANK TOP, ALL UP IN DWAYNE JOHNSON'S FACE STARTING A FIGHT.

I'll be in my bunk until the movie comes out because my brain just short circuited with the HOT.

And then the next picture is Vin in a black tank top and black leather gloves and Jordana Brewster looking badass and hot as hell in ripped jeans.

AND THE FOURTH PICTURE HAS VIN DIESEL WITH A GUN ALMOST AS TALL AS HE IS.

Except for that whole no Michelle Rodriguez thing (and no werewolves, to be fair), THIS MOVIE WAS BASICALLY MADE OUT OF PEOPLE AND THINGS I FIND HOT AS HELL.

OMG PICTURE FOURTEEN. Picture fourteen is a BAD ASS POWER WALK with Dominic Toretto and Han Lue and Vince (plus some other people) and I just flailed with joy.

WHY THE HELL NO MICHELLE RODRIGUEZ, MOVIE? THEN YOU WOULD BE PERFECT! PERFECT I SAY!