Not having a good week, but here is some delightful fic. Though I am seriously feeling the lack of Lauren in fic. Seriously, dudes.

I was just telling sotto_voice how freaking hot ( slight spoiler for Blame It On the Alcohol )

It is fitting that I start off a list of fic recs with this story then.

Pegging by Anonymous, Puck/Tina
Rating: Adult
Prompt: Puck realizes that Tina is the only Glee girl he has not dated, made out or had sex with. He wants to rectify that situation. Tina agrees but on her terms. She likes to top.

Holy sweet hell, people, this is beyond hot and Tina is amazing, confident and toppy and comfortable with loving sex and dear god, this hits my snarky badass who ends up bottoming to an awesome woman kink really, really hard. And she's so freaking competent. God, this fandom needs a lot more of Tina pegging the boys. Shit.

(I am so going to have to write that Lauren/Puck/Tina/Mike foursome thing I was already considering after the fic I posted last night.)

Green Eggs and Ham (Or Five Times No One Expected Sam to Reference Dr. Seuss and The One Time They Did But He Didn't) by akirarabu, Sam
Rating: All ages
Summary: The first time Sam quotes Dr. Seuss, no one gets it.

Freaking hilarious. Nerd!Sam will never not be something I love. I wish more of his friends embraced it, and that we got to see that embracing of it on the show.

Sleepover by heroes_and_cons, Kurt and Blaine
Rating: 13+
Synopsis: Post-Rachel-house-party-extravaganza, a very inebriated Blaine spends the night at Kurt's.

Freaking adorable and funny and sweet. Drunk!Blaine makes me grin and want to be BFFs. Actually, no, sober!Blaine does too. I find him ridiculously, awkwardly charming. Be my BFF, Blaine? And this story is delightful.

5 Times Blaine Misunderstands (and Totally Isn’t Jealous) and 1 Time Kurt Can’t Take His Stupidity Anymore by jujuberry136, Kurt/Blaine
Rating: 13+
Summary: Wherein the Dalton boys mess with Blaine’s head and Blaine is really kind of an idiot.

A) Dalton boys are fabulous. B) I love getting to see Kurt being friends with the glee girls still. C) Blaine is so ridiculous and so awesome. Awkward, bumbling, oblivious Blaine just makes me want him for my BFF even more. Excellent funny story about how romance can go so very wrong and also so very right.

Fairytale of Ohio (Cause This Year's For Me and You) by d_generate_girl, Kurt/Blaine
Rating: 13+
Summary: Kurt sticks his foot in his mouth, Blaine has holiday-related issues, and everyone else thinks it's about damn time they got their acts together. Not to mention Coach Sylvester and her interrogations, which may or may not resemble anything performed in Guantanamo Bay.

This story is amazing. AMAZING. Delightfully funny and sweet and wonderful.

Puckasaurus and Quinnzilla by Anonymous, Quinn and Puck
Rating: All ages
Prompt: Puck and Quinn using Quinn's baby-bump as landscape for dinosaur toys. Puckasaurus and Quinnzilla conquering... this land. Not necessarily romance, more friendship.

Freaking adorable and a little heart breaking, knowing what happens with Beth. And how much do I want some more about the fact that last year they had a freaking kid? I would say I want the show to deal with it, but I'm not sure I do. I don't trust the show. But fic dealing with it, hell yeah.

Great segue, actually.

Be True to Your Code (2603 words) by voodoochild
Fandom: Glee
Rating: Explicit
Warning: No Archive Warnings Apply
Relationships: Mercedes Jones/Noah Puckerman
Characters: Mercedes Jones, Noah Puckerman
Summary:

Puck isn't taking the adoption as well as everyone thinks. Mercedes notices.

Sexy and fun and oh, damn, dealing with the adoption, yes please.

Spies (2270 words) by emmaliza
Fandom: Glee
Rating: Teen And Up Audiences
Warning: Author Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
Relationships: Mike Chang/Tina Cohen-Chang, Blaine Anderson/Kurt Hummel, Santana Lopez/Brittany S. Pierce, Rachel Berry/Finn Hudson, Sam Evans/Quinn Fabray
Characters: Artie Abrams, Blaine Anderson, Kurt Hummel, Mercedes Jones, Tina Cohen-Chang, Mike Chang, Finn Hudson, Rachel Berry, Brittany S. Pierce, Santana Lopez, Noah Puckerman
Summary:

Artie just friended on the guy he spied on sort of dating one of his friends. It's not meant to get so complicated from that. Facebook!fic.

I had no idea I could enjoy a fic set on Facebook so much, but this made me cackle and grin. (If you have any recs for fic with similar style, I would love it.)

Well I Guess This is Growing Up by videlicet90, Quinn & Santana
Rating: 13+
Summary: Basically, Quinn and Santana room together in their freshman year of college and have wacky hijinx.

Sharply funny, with a little bit of sweet beneath the biting wit. I love their friendship here.

Just the Way You Are by tamakito, Kurt & Finn
Rating: 13+
Warning: Homophobia
Summary: Kurt is an awesome brother and Finn loves him, he really does. He just wishes Kurt weren’t gay.

God, you guys, this is amazing and heartbreaking and wonderful. I basically hate Finn in the show, but here he is really interesting, even if it's horrible the way he can love Kurt so much and love his new family so much and still have these really horrible thoughts because that's the way the world influences us. God. So good.

Last Friday Night by miggy, ensemble
Part One | Part Two
Rating: 13+
Summary: Okay, so they somehow got left behind after Nationals (of both kinds). Kurt's pretty sure this isn't his fault; after all, they were the ones who proposed getting him drunk.

Freaking hilarious. I almost choked, I was laughing so hard.