cleolinda WROTE TWILIGHT IN FIFTEEN MINUTES AND I SWEAR TO GOD MY LIFE IS SHINIER - SPARKLIER!!!! - THAN EVER BEFORE!

And there are pictures. And I will make icons.

And OMFG y'all this has actually become my fandom, hasn't it? TWILIGHTLULZ (TWILULZ?) is my FANDOM!

I kind of want to weep now. And also have dodgy moresomes with some of the movie characters.

(You guys, I am actually EXCITED that they are making another movie. I think I've been drugged. Or I'm under a spell. Or my brain has actually melted.)

(If anyone has a picture of Rosalie and Victoria in the baseball scene - YOU KNOW WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT THE HOT PART - I would love it, because the only baseball scene pictures I've seen don't include their part of it.)

I am also hoping a certain SOMEONE writes a certain CROSSOVER putting OTHER VAMPIRE CHARACTERS into the TWILIGHT STORY. (I said plot at first, but there is not so much of that.) Because that would also be LULZ.

I have been reading cleolinda for AT LEAST four years now and she never ceases to bring joy into my world. JOY AND SPARKLY THINGS AND HILARITY.